Jokes

An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly declared, “Seven points! ”His wife, puzzled, rolled over and asked, “What are you talking about? ” Not one to be left out of the fun, his wife waited a few minutes, then let out her own […]

A husband, wife, and their nine kids wait at the bus stop. A blind man joins them later. When the bus comes, it’s too full, so only the wife and kids get on. The husband and blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets annoyed by the tapping of the blind man’s

A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around”… “Not now,” says Mummy. “Wait until Daddy gets home.” So they wait until Daddy gets home, and then Mummy says “Now dear, what were you saying about Daddy and the strange lady?”   And Daddy starts

My wife stood in the kitchen, preparing our usual breakfast of soft-boiled eggs and toast, clad only in the T-shirt she typically slept in. As I entered, still groggy, she turned to me and whispered, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!” My eyes widened, torn between thinking I was still dreaming

A teacher saw a little boy in the back of the class fidgeting, scratching himself, and not focusing. Concerned, she approached him to find out what was happening. The boy, feeling awkward, quietly explained that he had recently undergone circumcision and was feeling itchy. The teacher advised him to go to the principal’s office, call

The poor man asks the rich man, “What are you getting your wife this Christmas?” The rich man replies, “Diamond earrings and a Mercedes.” The poor man asks, “Why are you getting her two gifts?” The rich man says, “Well, if she doesn’t like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange

What do guys talk about while fishing? Usually, it’s sports or interesting stuff in their lives. But if they’re married, wives often become the topic. This was the case for four guys on a fishing trip, talking about what it took for them to have a day out. Many were complaining about the looming ‘honey-do’