First guy: “You won’t believe what I had to promise to get out here fishing this weekend. I promised my wife I’d paint every room in the house next weekend.”
Second guy: “That’s nothing! I had to commit to building a new deck for the pool to make it happen.”
Third guy: “You guys got it easy! I had to assure my wife that I’d remodel the kitchen for her.”
They kept on fishing, but they noticed the fourth guy hadn’t uttered a word. So, they asked him, “You’ve been quiet about what you had to do to join us fishing. What’s your story?”
Fourth guy: “I simply set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I turned off the clock, nudged the wife, and said, ‘Fishing or Sex.’ She replied, ‘Wear a sweater.'”